Embrace the Future

Since the government has such a wonderful track record of running businesses as varied as the US Postal Service, Amtrak, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, I've decided to embrace the future and accept the takeover of GM and Chrysler. I'm really looking forward to the new model lineup, sure to include such best sellers as the Dodge Dodd, the Chevy Byrd made in the new West Virgina plant, and of course the amphibious Jeep Kennedy.